And
If you didn't know, we are in an age and time of extreme scarcity.
Everything is scarce and husbands are scarcer. And wives too. And you
are just out of the university with a portfolio of dreams and ambitions.
And after you are handed your degree certificate, you are woken up into
the world of business and industry and scarcity. And you will begin to
look for any job and your ambition to start your own business is
beginning to melt in the Sun. And husbands; The only guaranteed thing
for you when you stepped out of the Ivory Tower seem to be on a lifetime
strike. You cross-check to make sure they see you after your expensive
make-ups! You cross-check at google to make sure something from the sky
did not come like a hawk and rapture all the guys in Nigeria. Google
tells you there are about 70 Million husbands in Nigeria. Bloody Google.
An idea hits your forehead: To become a Feminist, so that if you don't
eventually get married, it'd be for a reason. You dig it for awhile and
by evening, you are feeling stressed out by all these feminism energy
that you go to Choices to cool off. And as you cool off and watch, you
bless the day Christopher Columbus discovered Choices. And there and
then, you realize what Game of Thrones told you: All men must die but
first we will live...
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