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Why YOu Would Always Lose An Election In UNN

Think Out Loud (TOL)I Share Once More The Arts On How To win an election in UNN and do a follow up on also how to lose. This tips are in no way exhaustive so try attuning your political aspirations to the current realities @ your faculties! / departments.
Enjoy.
The first on the list on how to lose an election in unec is

#Assumption-
So you think because the friend to the friend to the friend of your opponent in the election is my friend, that's why you didn't talk to me to support your political cause, ok ooo ! You would lose
One factor that sure leads to loss in an election is the sin of assuming that one is for or against you! Don't assume, Try best to Move! Talk! Convince!, Shake If you can & Influence everyone that comes your way or @ best, go their way

#Poster
We talked about this on how to win an election, *well, its also a way to lose an election, clean skin!
If your poster is in the true sense of the word *wack", you may just be knacked negatively at the polls.

#CLiQUE
Yes Clique!!, it may be BB CLIQUE, INStragram Clique, Big Boys Clique, Drink to Death Clique, Clique is Clique.
If you create around you a group of persons who you feel would see you to victory and the electorates see same, you just might lose.
However, on this one, its not a one way traffic. If your "Clique" is one which could venture out, talk to the electorates on your behalf & are quite like able personalities, this may count as a positively deciding factor.

#FLOP AT THE Presidential/Electoral Debates.
Now the Election is tomorrow and you come today at the presidential/election debates and yarn gibberish, glittering nonsense & quality trash!, hehehehehehe, you must lose! Don't say I didn't tell you.
Persons who where likely to emerge winners lost the election before ballot for the simple reason they failed to impress @ the debates. So my dear, don't be "Opposition" to preparing well and delivering same @ the debates. It sure counts.

#Spend So Much Money!
Now you think your a big boy bah? Your popsy na soludo shey? Ok o, come & win!
One reason persons lose election is due to their reckless splash of "Ego" @ drinking joints and bars! That's not what wins an election, on the contrary, that's what kills your political "erection"
Spending limited resources soundly and wisely on bulk sms, quality posters, if your running for S.U.G, MaryKay, Jotters and Hand Fans, that's the way to go!

#Show Your Anti-Christ!
Now I know your a pagan! But must the electorates know? Not @ All.
Religion & Politics are so intertwined, ask mohammadu Buhari, he would say better. UNN is so spiritually saturated that if the electorates find out your anti, jesu-christi, and say same openly, your on a losing thing!
Attend fellowships if your can, lead the class prayers If your must, Just for a win, don't show your Anti-Christ.

#Jumping The Gun
See you, your high on small stout! So your contesting to be a member of the faculty house of assembly and your already telling me you want to be the speaker !! Guy, I would carry your case on my head and this is the promise, you must lose!
Never jump the gun! Take it step @ a time. The electorates need you humble and smart, perharps when you win, proud things.

#Ignore First Years
This is a point of solid relevance. If you want to lose the election quick and seemly sweet, ignore the first years! Don't cajole them your way, don't talk to them, curse them, insult them if your can, bullsh*it all of them!
Nwanne, LOOOOSE!!
Never for a minute ignore the first years if you have a dream of winning @ the pools. The miracle of admission makes them the bulk of persons who would turn out @ the voting venue to cast their votes. Get them, Get Others, & go to sleep.

There you have it folks, Its hastamanana for now.