How To Win Elections In UNN
Here is the drill readers, I am giving out this advice for free and exerting my food gotten energy on this write up for the single reason that I hate to lose an election! I can fail @ anyother thing , chyking, flexing, reading, but elections? Never!!
You want to hear it? - I have never lost an election, never will!!!
Infact, the closest I got to losing an election , you know what I did? I stepped down, took the honorable line , made a barack obama speech and sat down. My classmates can give you backup.
So lemmi rant a little! The best way to win an election in unn is POSTER!
Yes Poster! I did not say pose, that's for the models in the house. I mean POSTER, asin, Election Poster!
So here is the drill. If you have a very fine poster and a nice message, your the winner even before the election.
If you have a beautiful electoral poster, and an ugly face and you hide your self till election day, do you know what would happen, you would still win the election!!! Ask those law students, they would analyze this gist for you.
If your poster is wack! Like bad! And your handsome & cute, that would count for nothing! You know why? The moment the unn electorates see you, they replace your fine face with that wack , ugly picture you used on your poster.
So the next time your designer produces for you a bad, under designed, obituary poster and tells you it doesn't matter, that it is your words and person that wins elections, better know those evil spirits from the east of the Niger are on your case!
So there you have it folks, make and use a sound , efficient, picture driven, less message poster for any election in unn and here is the secret, you would win!!
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